Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Revival of the Man Crush

A sweet opener:

*Ted Kennedy soldiering out for the first pitch.
*Beckett showing his true gunslinger form.
*Pedroia going deep in his first at-bat.
*Varitek doing a pole dance.
*Pap going 1-2-3.

Take away a case of the Hokey Pokies by Okie, and it was nigh perfect.

I'm sure Jumpin' Jason Vallee, with that soft-spoken brevity of his which I admire and forever aspire, has some thoughts on the matter.
(A Golden Smog production)

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